In the velvet buzz of a 2026 Lakers game, one sound rises above the squeak of sneakers and the roar of the crowd: that billion-dollar, rhapsodic laugh. Dyan Cannon is back at Crypto.com Arena, perfecting courtside chic in a cropped black blazer and those signature blonde waves.
But it’s her digital sign-off, a spirited “I WUV WU,” that has become the year’s most unlikely anthem. In a world of curated perfection, Dyan isn’t just a legend of the past; she is a living battery, charging us all with a fizzy energy that proves age is nothing but a “blinkin’ number.”
The comic centerpiece of her 89th year arrived at the White House gates. In a moment of pure “Dyan the Rule-Breaker” magic, the Secret Service was briefly stumped by an old Hollywood “passport fib”—a discrepancy from the days when starlets were taught to treat their birth years like state secrets.
While federal agents navigated the “pomps and circumstance” of bureaucracy, Dyan simply laughed. She didn’t just own the moment; she reposted the video with the caption, “And I’d do it again.” It was a triumph of authenticity over artifice, a reminder that she has always operated on her own wavelength.
At 89, Dyan Cannon isn’t just “holding on”—she’s leading the celebration. Her life is a sun-drenched blueprint for longevity, proving that while the passport might have the digits wrong, her heart has the rhythm exactly right.